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  • Dumbo (2019) [4K UHD review] 1

    Dumbo (2019) [4K UHD review]

    Dumbo didn’t bother me. When it first dropped, I was in the middle of building the latest redesign and I kinda missed the opportunity to talk about it. Nevertheless, I got to watch the Internet flip the hell out over the latest Disney live-action restaging. Well, what is it...
  • How Crank Defines Modern Mortality  (4K UHD review) 5

    How Crank Defines Modern Mortality (4K UHD review)

    Crank is about death. Well, it’s about what someone handles with death when finality is absolute. Don’t bring up the sequel yet, we’ll get to that one in a few months. For now, we’re examining the first last day of Chev’s life. If not for this, then what would...
  • Cold Pursuit: Liam Neeson Has Another Story to Tell [4K review] 8

    Cold Pursuit: Liam Neeson Has Another Story to Tell [4K review]

    Cold Pursuit is the kind of goofy movie that makes winter releases fun. After his son gets killed and his name besmirched in death, Liam Neeson takes to his snow plow. People die, Emmy Rossum shows up and Liam Neeson works on his favorite interview story. Somehow, all of...
  • Lionsgate 4K UHD review: Lord of War, Hellboy Animated, Man on a Ledge 11

    Lionsgate 4K UHD review: Lord of War, Hellboy Animated, Man on a Ledge

    Lord of War Lord of War is better than you remember. That’s not saying much as I’m starting to become convinced that most of the Internet has a 48 month memory at best. Basically, Cage and Jared Leto star as arms dealers trying to make their way in the...
  • Bumblebee [4K UHD review] 14

    Bumblebee [4K UHD review]

    Bumblebee was better than I expected. I don’t know why I thought it was going to be bad. I enjoy the hell out of Hailee Steinfeld and John Cena. Honestly, it kinda kills me how people aren’t ready to accept John Cena as an action star. I approve of...
  • Why Mary Poppins Returns Arrived Too Late [Review] 17

    Why Mary Poppins Returns Arrived Too Late [Review]

    Why Mary Poppins Returns Arrived Too Late Mary Poppins Returns fizzled at the Box Office. I’m not sure how much of that is Aquaman wetting down audiences or something else. Honestly, I could see in the theater lobby why the movie wasn’t connecting. Mary Poppins fandom was running thin...
  • Green Book is Terrible Nostalgia for God-Awful Times 20

    Green Book is Terrible Nostalgia for God-Awful Times

      Green Book always looked like it was going to be predictable. There’s this thing when people from outside of the South make movies about the South. Regardless of the decade, it’s yet another outsider feeling like he/she/sentient toaster has to teach the South about its history....
  • Overlord 4K UHD review: Nazis, Monsters, Cloverfield? 23

    Overlord 4K UHD review: Nazis, Monsters, Cloverfield?

    Overlord does what I ask of every film. Hollywood needs to find a way to bring Nazis and monsters together to eat each other. If not that, then turn it into a men on a mission movie to kill said Nazis. What I’m saying is that World War II...
  • Aircraft Carrier

    Aircraft Carrier: Guardian of the Seas (4K UHD)

    Aircraft Carrier: Guardian of the Seas is another stunning IMAX documentary that plays thin for the narrative starved. That’s not a bad thing, as these kinds of movies are used as reference quality material for 4K systems. It was the same when DVD and Blu-ray first started. This time,...

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