NEVER TOO YOUNG TO DIE REVIEWED
“Never Too Young to Die” is a cult film that slipped past me. I heard about it, but never had the chance to watch it as a kid. Now, I hate myself. What other cult film could boast Gene Simmons as a trans manic getting computer help from Robert Englund? What other film features John Stamos doing gymnastic stunts to save Vanity? This is the kind of head game that the weird kid at the end of the street played with his G.I. Joes. You know the one. His dad was super into “Dune”.
If you’re like me and want to know more about this long-lost treasure, check out the commentary. It’s a bit of a fan expert track, but it covers so much information. What I want to know is why John Stamos doesn’t talk about this movie more. Hell, I would act like “Full House” never existed and work this wonderful film into every conversation I have. That Rebecca Romijn would’ve never left him if he busted out some sweet Gymnast moves. Just don’t beat up trans people, society gets upset at that.
SPECIAL FEATURES
- Commentary
- TV Spot
A/V STATS
- 1.85:1 1080p transfer
- DTS-HD 2.0 master audio track