Sharkula is arriving in June from Wild Eye Releasing. Come see what happens when a shark bites a Dracula or something. I don’t know, but I want to learn more.
I love that we live in an age where Pastors can become Raptors and Tornados can litter sharks upon humanity. But, when will this game of Mad Libs end?
I have a pitch and I dare someone to make it. Make a movie called Shit Hits The Fan. You can have Brian Austin Green playing a scientist that has to keep experimental feces from falling into the world’s greatest filtration system.
You know where to send the check, Hollywood. I’ll even do commentary on the Blu-ray.
Sharkula arrives in June!
