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TICKETY TOC: THE UNSTOPPABLE, UNPOBBABLE BUBBLE

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In The Unstoppable, Unpoppable Bubble, our comedic heroes Tommy and Tallulah test McCoggins new unpoppable bubble formula! But soon an unpoppable bubble becomes so large it engulfs the whole town! Will the town be rescued from the extra-large and extra-strong bubble? Will Tommy & Tallulah make it out of the bubble in time to chime? In this and 5 other exciting adventures, the Tickety Town team, along with your own preschoolers, will learn the importance of teamwork, community and social responsibility.

WHAT WE THOUGHT

“Tickety Toc: The Unstoppable, Unpobbable Bubble” is a show that I’m not familiar with, but I’m so old now. As I opened the case, I noticed that none of the characters on the paint book looked familiar. So, I went online and tried to get some background, as the compilation disc played. Basically, it’s a brother-sister duo that works in a close-knit community. Everybody espouses teamwork, so that’s nice. Still, there’s not a whole hell of a lot going on.

The DVD comes with no substantial special features. However, it looks great for a kid’s standard definition disc. I just wish that the transfer had been a smidge more cleaned up. It’s not bad, but quite noticeable. In the end, I’d recommend a purchase to parents of young kids.

RELEASE DATE: 01/07/2014

BE MY VALENTINE

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Firefighter lieutenant Dan Farrell (William Baldwin) is a widower and single dad who isn’t looking for love. But a few weeks before Valentine’s Day, his team responds to a fire at a local florist and he can’t help but notice the pretty owner, Kate (Natalie Brown). When he struggles to buy flower arrangements for the stations annual Valentine’s Day Firefighter’s Ball, Dan enlists Kate’s expertise and soon the two are spending lots of time getting to know each other. Inspired by his son Tyler’s (Christian Martyn) budding romance with another firefighter’s daughter, Dan starts to open up his own heart and even asks Kate to be his date to the ball. Just when he couldn’t be happier, Dan is faced with an expected emergency call: Kate’s ex, Gavin (James Thomas), has returned to win her back with a marriage proposal. Will Dan suit up to fight for love, or let the flame with Kate burn out?

WHAT WE THOUGHT

Natalie Brown is a florist who is unlucky in love. She’s getting setup with a fireman due to outside machinations. Stand back and watch as the sparks fly between these lovebirds. I’d be lying if I said that I haven’t seen far better material originate out of the Hallmark Channel. But, they know their audience and their audience likes the same material regurgitated into their homes while food cooks. Everyone laughs and chuckles, while the hipsters watch ironically. Somehow, a little part of me dies knowing that this has an audience while “Upstream Color” and “Computer Chess” struggles.

The DVD comes with no special features. The A/V Quality is on par for a TV movie. Still, I wish we would get more of these releases in HD. But, I guess physical media is dying. In the end, I’d recommend a purchase to the curious.

RELEASE DATE: 01/14/2014

VIRGINIAN, THE

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Grammy Award® winning country music artist Trace Adkins (The Lincoln Lawyer) and Golden Globe® winner Ron Perlman (“Sons of Anarchy,” Pacific Rim) star in the all-new gun-slinging western The Virginian, will be locked and loaded on Blu-ray and DVD exclusively at Walmart and Sam’s Club, as well as digitally everywhere, January 7 from Cinedigm and Nasser Entertainment.  Based on the long-running classic television series “The Virginian,” this all-new adaptation is directed by Thomas Makowski (WWJD: What Would Jesus Do?) and also features Brendan Penny (“Supernatural”).

A riveting and action-packed western, The Virginian tells the story of a handsome and enigmatic enforcer (Adkins) for a cattle baron (Ron Perlman) in Wyoming, who took him in after his parents were killed.  Set against the backdrop of the Old West, the story of the Virginian’s past unfolds amidst a wealth of corruption, deception and gunplay, and the drama lays bare an unwritten law of the times: justice is a loaded gun. Packed with rustlers, romance and revenge, The Virginian rides onto Blu-ray and DVD for the suggested retail prices of $19.97 and $14.93, respectively. The film will also be available digitally everywhere.

WHAT WE THOUGHT

“The Virginian” was one of the first Western novels that I ever read. Naturally, my eight year old man took it as Batman in the Old West. The Virginian was a well-organized vigilante that wanted justice against those that would wrong the innocent. Unfortunately, cattle rustling and misdeeds get in the way. But, when don’t they?

These kinds of stories work well in a Western since they allow a direct focus on crime and resolution. If you’ve got a criminal in the Old West, they wore black and their justice came by bullet or noose. Everything was well-defined and it made sense. Sure, the revisionist westerns tried to throw in moral ambiguity. But, they did it with the grace of a drunken Oksana Baiul. Ron Perlman carries the film, but Trace Adkins works his ass off in the title role. Honestly, I could see Adkins becoming a big B-movie action star/rural character actor in time.

The DVD comes with a featurette as the sole special feature. However, the transfer is pretty sharp for Direct to Video. That being said, I would’ve loved to have checked out the Blu-Ray disc. For a western shot on the cheap, the sound stage was impressive as well as the deep blues in the background. In the end, I’d recommend a purchase to the curious.

RELEASE DATE: 01/07/2014

GRUDGE MATCH

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Director:  Peter Segal
Writers: Tim Kelleher and Rodney Rothman
Cast: Sylvester Stallone, Robert DeNiro, Kim Basinger, Kevin Hart and Alan Arkin
Studio: Warner Brothers

“Grudge Match” wants to matter. But, it’s the latest entry into the world of old man cinema. While I get the push to release the film at Christmas, I can’t say that the film needed to exist. I love sports cinema, but do we need to have another tale of old men beating the odds to prove that they are as relevant as the young? The usual tropes are there. The guys are trying to recapture glory, while appreciating what they have. There’s an old manager, illegitimate kid and an old girlfriend returning to the scene. Feelings are high and the tension grows even higher.

Stallone and DeNiro are better than this. Well, they were thirty years ago. Now, DeNiro is trying to gain credibility back while Stallone is just trying to get movies made. You have to respect that they can still command a Holiday picture. Regardless of what it might seem, I’m not hoping for either actor to fall on their face. I grew up in a time where Rambo and “Raging Bull” were the order of the day. That being said, it becomes easy to fall on audience familiarity. Is there new room to carve out with a comedy about two aging boxers? Maybe, but I doubt that it could carry a feature.

Boxing has always been a crutch for American cinema. Whether it involves tragedy or comedy, American audiences love to see people struggle to learn how to participate in organized violence. But, there’s a beauty to the pugilistic scene. Boxers are usually working class low-rent slobs that do what they can to make ends meet. They are loveable heroes that remind us of the eternal struggle to break even. Sometimes, their managers steal their money and their bodies fail them. Audiences eat that up, since they want somebody that they can self-identity. Naturally, it’s a fit for an older audience.

Still, there needs to be a film for older viewers around the holidays. These guys proved their worth by allowing “The Lincoln Lawyer” to break even at the box office. These older viewers crave a story that allows them to measure their life against a fantasy well worth living. The problem is that it’s a farce and close-examination shows the flaws of this mindset. Old boxers don’t reunite for one last fight, they crumble and decay. But, I doubt that we’re ever going to see that onscreen. That’s why I’ve got to recommend skipping the film.

RELEASE DATE: 12/25/2013

HOBBIT, THE: THE DESOLATION OF SMAUG

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Director:  Peter Jackson
Writers: Peter Jackson, Fran Walsh, Phillipa Boyens and Guillermo del Toro
Cast: Martin Freeman, Sir Ian McKellan, Richard Armitage, Orlando Bloom, Lee Pace and Benedict Cumberbatch
Studio: New Line / Warner Brothers

“The Desolation of Smaug” was better than I expected. But, I have never been a super fan of the original Lord of the Rings books or films. But, I always held a special place in my heart for “The Hobbit”. I don’t know how much of that is Rankin/Bass or actually reading the book in one sitting. That being said, it represented Tolkien’s ideas at his best. Clear-cut mythology working with a sense of a defined world. Characters were quaint, yet bigger than life. There was no fat to the material, just a grand adventure.

The second film in a trilogy always has the hardest work to undertake. “The Desolation of Smaug” has to sell the villain that carried the background of the first film, while helping the Dwarves to take back their birthright. I guess that’s why so many viewers have had trouble with where the second film chooses to end. Smaug’s death, the Laketown folk or the pending War with the Five Armies lays fresh on the minds of the informed audience. Expectations are breaking the narrative in a race to provide something that matters to the core audience.

There is something to this trilogy that underlies the problems with prequels. When the audience understands the consequences of the film’s actions and knows the outcome, what is there to gain from watching the film? It’s an invitation to marvel at the expected and to throw your hopes on the screen. That’s not healthy and it only leads to disappointment when Evangeline Lilly gets shoehorned into an already crowded movie. So, what should the viewer do with his/her expectations?

Art isn’t a democracy and the audience should have realistic expectations for film. Yeah, the Jackson additions don’t make any sense for The Hobbit as we know it. But, what version of The Hobbit are you sticking to as an aging viewer? Did you give Rankin/Bass that much grief for their changes? The least said about the Russian TV version, the better. If you never saw it, YouTube it after you get out of your showing.

Ultimately, the film’s legacy will be made or broken by future Tolkien fans. In the immediate now, we’re going to balance expectations of fans and the constant malaise of an over-exposed audience. The only thing new I gleamed from my screening was that 48 frames per second is starting to become my preferred way to view heavily CG’d movies. The animation flows much easier for the eye and the environments look real. I celebrate increased cinema technology, but the films must be able to keep up with it. Hopefully, the third Hobbit film makes this prequel trilogy worth it.

RELEASE DATE: 12/13/2013

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A Film by Iain Softley

 

Starring:

Tuppence Middleton

Alexandra Roach

Kerry Fox

Aneurin Barnard

Stanley Weber

Emilia Fox

Alex Jennings

And Frances De La Tour

 

Synopsis

Micky is a fun-loving photographer, living a party lifestyle in London until a chance encounter with a childhood friend changes her world forever. The opposite to life-and-soul Micky, Do is a quiet bank clerk, with little by way of a social life. Yet much to the annoyance of her DJ boyfriend Jake, Micky is all too delighted to reacquaint herself with Do, embracing her old friend with typical gusto. But when they return to the tranquil French villa where they spent so many happy summers in their youth, tragedy strikes. A fire engulfs the building, leaving Do dead and Micky badly burnt and blighted by amnesia. Unable to even recall her own name, Micky is forced on a shocking journey of self-discovery. For nothing – friends, relatives, lovers and even herself – is as she remembers it.