ENTOURAGE

[text_block_nav title=”The Plot”]”Entourage” is a limp adaptation of the second worst show that HBO ever aired. The film picks up a bit after the show ended. Nothing has changed and all of the dudes act scared of girls. Ari Gold continues to function as the living fear of every Middle Eastern cleric. If that wasn’t enough, Haley Joel Osment appears to get fatter every moment he’s onscreen in this film. It wasn’t all bad, as this movie helped me to learn the difference between Kevin and Matt Dillon.[/text_block_nav][text_block_nav title=”What Troy Thought”]The film is nothing more than the wish fulfillment of every Ed Hardy wearing douche. Bros before hos, all of your friends get what they want and you’re a success. There’s other moments scattered throughout the film to help build a world. But, it’s lip service paid to an audience that wasn’t there. Remember this when you wonder why there’s no “Deadwood” film.[/text_block_nav][text_block_nav title=”Conclusion”]Ultimately, I had this long diatribe of sheer venom boiled up in June. But, it’s funny how time works. This film isn’t worth my time to hate. It is the worst film of 2015…so far.[/text_block_nav]