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  • PORFLE PRESENTS: “IF I WERE AN ASTRONAUT”

    If I were an astronaut, I would eat a million steaks.  Big, thick, juicy steaks with lots of ketchup and steak sauce, and a big pile of delicious tater tots, and three vegetables–probably spinach, English peas, and asparagus.  I’d want a big, big salad too, drenched in Thousand Island...
  • PORFLE VS. THE UNIVERSE

    The universe is really, really big.  In fact, it’s too big.  There’s just no reason for it to be so stupidly big.  What the hell does it need all that room for?  Most of it is just empty space anyway.   And, from what I understand, it’s infinite, too. ...