short story
PORFLE PRESENTS: “THE VIN DIESEL HOLIDAY SPECIAL”
In joyous celebration of this wonderful season, join us now for a classic television treasure from the Hallowed Hall of Fictitious TV Favorites…The Vin Diesel Holiday Special! (FADE-IN to a stag...
PORFLE’S “HOLLYWOOD BABBLE-ON”
When you come right down to it, there’s nothing in this whole wide world that’s more fun and entertaining than looking back at the magic that is Old Hollywood. And if you disagree with th...
PORFLE PRESENTS: “THE BUZZ ALDRIN THANKSGIVING DISASTER”
Whenever I think of Thanksgiving, I can’t help but recall the time astronaut Edwin “Buzz” Aldrin had Thanksgiving dinner with me and my family. (He didn’t really, but that doe...
PORFLE’S OBSCURE MOVIE FACTS!
Ah, Hollywood…that most mysterious of places. Its dark secrets are legendary, its mysteries deep and often disturbing. Even its fruitily fraudulent and fictitious fables of fantastic fickle fa...
PORFLE PRESENTS: “A HALLOWEEN STORY”
The reason that I can’t stand Halloween anymore doesn’t have anything to do with any religious or moral objection to ghosts and goblins and stuff. I love monsters and horror and old Britn...
PORFLE PRESENTS: MY “BONANZA” FANFIC
HE WALKS IN BEAUTY LIKE THE NIGHTA “Bonanza” Adventure (DISCLAIMER: Not associated with the official “Bonanza” TV show or any of the people who made it or were in it or anythin...
PORFLE’S POETRY CORNER: “LARD COMMAND”
LARD COMMANDby porfleLard makes us happy, I don’t understand An army that doesn’t have Lard Command. Lard is our comfort, a guiding hand Surely we’re lost without Lard Command. Take ...
PORFLE VS. MADONNA
Madonna was driving by my house one day, when suddenly her car had a flat tire. Since her cell phone had just been eaten by a gorilla (true story–Google it), and she didn’t know how to fi...
PORFLE’S DIARY: “CHRISTOPHER WALKEN AND WILLEM DAFOE ARE TRYING TO KILL ME”
I think Christopher Walken and Willem Dafoe are trying to kill me. I have no idea why, or how they ever found out that I even exist. I certainly don’t remember ever doing anything bad to either...