short story

PORFLE VS. ALIENS

One of the greatest unsung heroes in the history of alien-killing is Randall Crate. I wouldn’t be at all surprised if every one of those flying saucers that people see whizzing around in our sk...

PORFLE VS. PEOPLE WHO DON’T KNOW WHO LARRY STORCH IS

“What the hell do you mean, ‘who’s Larry Storch?'” “I mean I don’t know who the hell Larry Storch is! Who the hell is Larry Storch?” Infuriating, isn’t...

PORFLE PRESENTS: O.J., THE WOLF MAN, AND LARRY KING

I was sitting around the house one day being really, really bored and trying to think of something exciting to do. I was in my recliner, the one that swivels. I’ve gotten so used to the swive...

MY PHIL COLLINS NIGHTMARE

One day I was sitting at the computer, googling pictures of Mickey Dolenz, when suddenly I looked out the screen door and spotted a short, middle-aged bald man running around my house in his underwear...

EVERY EPISODE OF THE ORIGINAL “STAR TREK” IN ONE SCENE

CAPTAIN’S LOG, STARDATE 29.43.01: While transporting much-needed medical supplies to planet Regula IV, which is being ravaged by a deadly plague, I’ve ordered the Enterprise into an unchar...

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