Rutger Hauer

  • BLAST 1

    BLAST

    BLAST REVIEWED “Blast” is about terrorists taking the US Womens’ Swim team hostage during the Atlanta Olympics. Now, a martial artist janitor has to stop them at all costs. What makes things even more dire is that the lead swimmer is the janitor’s wife. All of this is plausible...
  • LEGEND OF THE HOLY DRINKER 3

    LEGEND OF THE HOLY DRINKER

    LEGEND OF THE HOLY DRINKER REVIEWED “Legend of the Holy Drinker” wants to play with a lot. A Distinguished Gentleman arrives in Paris and he changes the lives of those around him. The film wants to work as an allegory about how anyone can change. Still, it takes two...
  • POSEIDON ADVENTURE, THE (2005) 5

    POSEIDON ADVENTURE, THE (2005)

    THE POSEIDON ADVENTURE (2005) REVIEWED Steve Guttenberg and Rutger Hauer helm this 00s edition of Poseidon Adventure. From there, it’s a near identical take on the original movie. Given the rise of movie budgets, it shouldn’t be that hard to make a new version look better than the early...
  • NIGHTHAWKS: COLLECTOR'S EDITION (SHOUT SELECT) 7

    NIGHTHAWKS: COLLECTOR’S EDITION (SHOUT SELECT)

    NIGHTHAWKS REVIEWED “Nighthawks” is one of those movies that I’ve loved since I was a little kid, but it has become something new to me as an adult. Sylvester Stallone was a movie God back in 1981, but why did he pick this film instead of another sequel or...
  • LETTERS, THE 9

    LETTERS, THE

    ”The Letters” is a rather horrible biopic about Mother Teresa. The film is currently making the rounds,...
  • 10TH KINGDOM, THE: 15TH ANNIVERSARY SPECIAL EDITION 11

    10TH KINGDOM, THE: 15TH ANNIVERSARY SPECIAL EDITION

    ”The 10th Kingdom” is about two...
  • METAL HURLANT CHRONICLES: THE COMPLETE SERIES 13

    METAL HURLANT CHRONICLES: THE COMPLETE SERIES

    ”Metal Hurlant Chronicles” is Heavy Metal through a Euro TV filter. You get a little nudity and some violence. But, the lackluster budget forces some weird CG choices and the push to tell rather than show. The turtle creatures and the gunslingers are pretty cool. But,...
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    REVEREND, THE

      FROM THE BACK OF THE BOX: After delivering his first sermon, a new Reverend is visited by a beautiful young woman who suddenly attacks him, biting his throat. He survives the attack, but awakes with an unknown, uncontrollable thirst. As the Reverend becomes more familiar with his congregation and...