Maya Rudolph

  • The Happytime Murders (2018) 1

    The Happytime Murders (2018)

    The Happytime Murders reminds me of a joke I used to make as an edgelord Middle School kid. What would make “Who Framed Roger Rabbit?” into a better movie? If Eddie and the Weasels got filthy with Jessica Rabbit. While that is a half-remembered and heavily edited quip, the...
  • HAPPYTIME MURDERS, THE 4

    HAPPYTIME MURDERS, THE

    THE HAPPYTIME MURDERS REVIEWED “The Happytime Murders” reminds me of a joke I used to make as an edgelord Middle School kid. What make “Who Framed Roger Rabbit?” into a better movie? If Eddie and the Weasels got filthy with Jessica Rabbit. While that is a half-remembered and heavily...
  • LIFE OF THE PARTY 6

    LIFE OF THE PARTY

    LIFE OF THE PARTY REVIEWED “Life of the Party” proves that married couples shouldn’t make movies together. What did America not learn from the cinematic droppings of Paula Prentiss and Richard Benjamin? Don’t force your marital bliss on America, the common vulgarity hates it. Don’t compare this feature to...
  • EMOJI MOVIE, THE 8

    EMOJI MOVIE, THE

    THE EMOJI MOVIE REVIEWED “The Emoji Movie” is going to be a punching bag for a ton of film pundits. I’m not going to lie and say that the film doesn’t deserve its bruises. The comparisons to “Inside Out” aren’t unwarranted. By now, you’re asking…will I hate my child...
  • MAGGIE'S PLAN 10

    MAGGIE’S PLAN

    MAGGIE’S PLAN REVIEWED “Maggie’s Plan” is the right film to piss off your Right leaning friends. What is it about Gerwig starring features that tends to rile the Conservative’s blood? While I’m not a neo-con, I don’t favor following vain characters in a modern setting. Especially ones that treat...
  • SPOILS BEFORE DYING, THE 12

    SPOILS BEFORE DYING, THE

    THE SPOILS BEFORE DYING REVIEWED “The Spoils Before Dying” is the second Funny or Die bite at the Eric Jonrosh apple. Creating a figure to spoof the literary adaptation mini-series of the 70s and 80s creates a show that is almost too spot-on to be that funny. While the...
  • SISTERS: UNRATED 14

    SISTERS: UNRATED

    SISTERS REVIEWED Sisters” is a film that’s almost funny. However, it runs nearly two hours and spends half of that lingering on the same five jokes. There are funny moments with Maya Rudolph, John Cena and Bobby Moynihan…but the movie needed an edit. Timing is key for comedy...
  • INHERENT VICE 16

    INHERENT VICE

      Director: P.T. Anderson Writer: P.T. Anderson Cast: Josh Brolin, Joaquin Phoenix, Reese Witherspoon, Martin Short, Owen Wilson, Katherine Waterston Studio: Warner Brothers “Inherent Vice” is a film about finding a mystery in between a pot haze and general longing for another. Anderson chose to use Joanna Newsom as...
  • STRANGE MAGIC (2015) 18

    STRANGE MAGIC (2015)

    Director: Gary Rydstrom Writers: David Berenbaum, Irene Mecchi, Gary Rydstrom and George Lucas Cast: Evan Rachel Wood, Kristin Chenoweth, Alan Cumming, Maya Rudolph, Peter Stormare, Meredith Anne Bull Studio: Lucasfilm/Disney “Strange Magic” is an amazing looking movie that builds upon what ILM started with “Rango”. Marianne, the Sugar Plum...