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NO TIME TO DIE made its Internet Debut This Week

NO TIME TO DIE is in theaters April 10, 2020   In No Time To Die, Bond has left active service and is enjoying a tranquil life in Jamaica. His peace is short-lived when his old friend Felix Leite...

SKYFALL

Director: Sam Mendes Writers: Robert Wade, Neal Purvis and John Logan Cast: Daniel Craig, Judi Dench, Ralph Fiennes, Javier Bardem, Ben Whishaw, Naomie Harris, Berenice Marlohe and Albert Finney Studi...

PORFLE’S GERT FROBE ADVENTURE

One day I was playing checkers with Gert Frobe, who portrayed James Bond’s arch nemesis in GOLDFINGER, when suddenly I had a great idea. “Hey, Gert,” I said, jumping three of his men...

PORFLE PRESENTS: IAN FLEMING’S “THUNDERFART”

Most people, even avid James Bond fans, don’t realize that Ian Fleming’s THUNDERBALL was originally titled THUNDERFART.  It was going to be about a special SPECTRE operative who was scient...

PORFLE VS. FICTIONAL CHARACTERS

Fictional characters are really stupid because they aren’t real.  I mean, Sherlock Holmes is supposed to be so smart, right?  Well, guess what?  He’s a f**king idiot compared to me.  Why? ...

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