PORFLE PRESENTS: “HORSE ATTACK!!!”
I don’t go to the movies very often anymore, but last week I was having my house sprayed for fleas and needed a place to hang out for a couple…
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PORFLE’S CHRISTMAS BUMMER
I never tried to wait up for Santa Claus on Christmas Eve when I was a kid, because my parents told me that if Santa came by and I was…
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PORFLE GOES TO THE CARNIVAL
One day, I noticed a big hustle and bustle going on somewhere at the other end of town, so I asked my friend Dave what was going on. “The carnival’s…
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PORFLE’S PIPPI LONGSTOCKING AND BULLDOZER HALLOWEEN SPECIAL
Oh, how fondly I remember the nostalgic Halloween that just happened to fall right in the middle of my “Pippi Longstocking” phase. I had just finished reading those wonderful books…
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PORFLE: BIG HOLLYWOOD MOVIE MOGUL
I was sitting in front of the TV one day, watching some DVDs that I’d rented such as DOCTOR ZHIVAGO and TO KILL A MOCKINGBIRD, when suddenly a thought occurred…
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PORFLE IN: “LIVE FREELY OR DIE HARDLY”
Here’s a couple of things a lot of people don’t know about the classic Bruce Willis action flick DIE HARD. One, it really happened. Two, John McClane, the NYPD cop…
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PORFLE MEETS ARNOLD VOSLOO
Remember Arnold Vosloo, the guy who played “Im-Ho-Tep” in those recent “Mummy” movies? If you do, then you can probably understand how easy it is to become totally, irrevocably obsessed…
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PORFLE PRESENTS: COLEMAN FRANCIS’ “2001: A SPACE ODYSSEY”
(NOTE: In order to get anything out of this, you have to have seen both Stanley Kubrick’s classic masterpiece 2001: A SPACE ODYSSEY and Coleman Francis’ classic messterpiece THE BEAST…
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PORFLE MEETS ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER’S SISTER
One evening, as twilight gently descended over my cozy abode and I was just settling into my beloved swivel recliner to watch a Mickey Rooney marathon on TCM, a large…
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PORFLE IS: “ON HER MAJESTY’S STUPID SERVICE”
Giddy as a schoolgirl over having just been promoted to the “Double-O” division of British Intelligence–due in part to the fact that my uncle was the Prime Minister and I…
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