Godfather

PORFLE’S FILM-FLAM CELEBRITY SHUT-UP

If I had been one of Quentin Tarantino’s celebrated RESERVOIR DOGS, I wouldn’t have been named after a stupid color like Mr. Pink or Mr. Orange.  I would have been called “Mr. Shut U...

PORFLE’S NAUGHTY NAME GAME!

I wish that I could go down to City Hall and have people’s names legally changed without their consent. There is a woman who lives across the street from me named “Michelle” whom I w...

LUCA BRASI GOES TOY SHOPPING

One day, I was browsing around in Wilson’s Toy Store, when a hulking, ominous figure in a trenchcoat walked in. It was Don Corleone’s most feared henchman, Luca Brasi. I eavesdropped on th...

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