Arnold Schwarzenegger

PORFLE MEETS ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER’S SISTER

One evening, as twilight gently descended over my cozy abode and I was just settling into my beloved swivel recliner to watch a Mickey Rooney marathon on TCM, a large foot came crashing through my fro...

PORFLE MEETS ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER

I was walking through the park one day, enjoying the cool, fragrant breezes and the song of the meadowlark and all that stuff, when suddenly Arnold Schwarzenegger fell out of a tree and landed on a li...

PORFLE VS. PARIS HILTON

(I wrote this a long time ago so it’s a little out of date.) Well, the big news in the entertainment industry right now is that it looks as though Paris Hilton is going to jail. Come to think o...

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