[review_summary title=”Summary” summary=”The Rock fights Earthquakes.” positives=”Paul Giamatti as a Science Commander.” negatives=”The West Coast partially survives.”][rating title =”Did I Enjoy It” value=”3″ range=”5″][/review_summary]
SAN ANDREAS in less than 100 words
“San Andreas” is about the commitment of one man to steal a city’s helicopter to provide emergency relief to his family. The people of a major metro die while he provides a medical limo service to his kid and her friends. Paul Giamatti tries to bring credibility, but the Earthquake is like “NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT”. The seismic activity only manages to kill the Asian and spares Pig Vomit. Carla Gugino doesn’t show her boobs before the movie ends.