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  • Mary Queen of Scots (2018) review 1

    Mary Queen of Scots (2018) review

    Mary Queen of Scots is catnip for fans of British royal history. The early Elizabethan era was the stuff that Michael Corleone dealt with in the first Godfather. People are hidden in the countryside, relatives try to murder you and everyone is in on the assassination plots. People battle...
  • Colette review: Keira Knightley did something in 2018 4

    Colette review: Keira Knightley did something in 2018

    Colette is a film about the famous French novelist. Seeing as how most Americans can’t name a French novelist from the past decade, it might be a reach for them to fish out a name from the 1800s. The film is a liberation story of a young woman fighting...
  • While The Iron is Cold: The Grinch, The Crimes of Grindlewald, Girl in the Spider's Web 6

    While The Iron is Cold: The Grinch, The Crimes of Grindlewald, Girl in the Spider’s Web

    The Grinch is an exercise in tedium. The act of stretching a children’s book into a TV special was just right. However, two attempts at making a feature length film have shown the act for what it is. Such adaptations are ego strokes for people who think they can...
  • Run the Race review: Football Bros 4 Life 9

    Run the Race review: Football Bros 4 Life

      Run the Race is the inspirational film that Tim Tebow and his brother produced. I hate stripping down a movie to a simple point, but it’s going to be the first thing out of everyone trying to sell you on this movie. If you aren’t the...
  • Fighting With My Family review: Paige's Second Best Film 12

    Fighting With My Family review: Paige’s Second Best Film

    Fighting with my Family is my favorite film of 2019. That might not be saying a lot, as we’re only 15% of the way through the year. Still, it’s a pleasure to see a film fight through the winter doldrums and take you by surprise. If you...
  • Mega Time Squad review: Wonky Kiwi Time 15

    Mega Time Squad review: Wonky Kiwi Time

    Mega Time Squad is the latest fantasy outing from the crazy Kiwis of New Zealand. This down under adventure starts with the best of intentions. A group of guys tries to rob the Chinese mafia to keep them out of their neighborhood. While your 19 year old barista friend...
  • The Lego Movie 2: The Second Part review: Everything isn't Awesome 18

    The Lego Movie 2: The Second Part review: Everything isn’t Awesome

    The Lego Movie 2: The Second Part wasn’t good. There was enough material to make something that holds up to the original, but even the first movie had a thin premise. So, why take a second trip to the well? What is there left to say about the Lego...
  • Alita: Battle Angel (2019) + A Word on 4DX 21

    Alita: Battle Angel (2019) + A Word on 4DX

    In 2000, James Cameron and 20th Century Fox registered domain names for an adaptation of the Japanese manga Gunnm, better known as Battle Angel Alita. Intended as a Titanic follow-up in the early years of the new millennium, Cameron eventually closed in on Avatar, setting out to revolutionize mocap...
  • Dead Ant 24

    Dead Ant

    Dead Ant was way better than I expected. An 80s hair metal power ballad band is performing a show at a desert concert. On the way to the concert, they buy peyote off an Indian and his little person companion. The gang takes the peyote and things are going...

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