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Don’t Look Up (2021)
The planet is about to get hit by a giant comet. The problem is no one cares. Hilarity ensues!
Dune (2021) [How to Watch Movies review]
Dune is getting released on HBO Max and in theaters at the same time. People that aren’t members of NATO or heirs to theatrical exhibition chains have opinions about this for some reason. I̵...
Halloween Kills (2021) [How to Watch Movies Review]
The world has takes on Halloween Kills. Whether it’s Halloween or some other franchise, everyone becomes a series expert in time for the latest film hitting theaters or streaming. What’s e...
No Time to Die (2021): Secret Agent Dour [Movie review]
No Time to Die should be the last James Bond film for a very long time. That’s because MGM/EON/etc has finally found a way to drain the last drops of life out of 007. I’m not going to spoi...
The Sparks Brothers will thrill distinguished tastes, then suffer for the next 20 years
The Sparks Brothers is one of my favorite films of 2021. That’s a very short list, but I appreciate any year that causes a music documentary to be released in the summer. This film also marks my...
The Djinn makes wish fulfillment horror great again (2021)
The Djinn is one of the fastest moving horror movies I’ve seen in the last five years. Playing almost like an extended episode of a horror anthology, this film strikes that perfect balance betwe...
Nomadland (2020): Life in a Poop Bucket
Nomadland is considered by many to be the odds-on Oscar favorite for the top prizes. To that I say, don’t discount the sheer volume of older voters that were put off by McDormand’s tantrum...
The Father (2020): Mental Aging Horrors Clout
The Father is the most passively complex film of the past year. Playing carefully with the nature of location and memory, director Zeller takes us into the wilds of dementia. Seeing how so much of the...
Judas and the Black Messiah (2021): Black Panther Snyder Cut
Judas and the Black Messiah has one of the best scripts of 2020. But, many will not understand why for years to come. In a year where the mechanics of oppression are being studied in our streets and o...
Promising Young Woman (2020): Jezebel Fan-Fic Long Form Winner
Promising Young Woman is the perfect film that exists in the minds of imperfect people trying to make sense of the world. Many detractors are quick to slap them with the SJW brush, but I think it goes...