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The Matrix Resurrections (2021): Meta Collapse [How to Watch Movies review]
The Matrix Resurrection is another trip to the well. But, one beset with constant flashbacks and someone nerdsplaining away everything.
Don’t Look Up (2021) proves that satire isn’t for everyone [Review]
Don’t Look Up surprised me. Normally, after I survey people during a film’s general release…I get a varied level of responses. What happened was the responses split into two camps. C...
Don’t Look Up (2021)
The planet is about to get hit by a giant comet. The problem is no one cares. Hilarity ensues!
Dune (2021) [How to Watch Movies review]
Dune is getting released on HBO Max and in theaters at the same time. People that aren’t members of NATO or heirs to theatrical exhibition chains have opinions about this for some reason. I̵...
Halloween Kills (2021) [How to Watch Movies Review]
The world has takes on Halloween Kills. Whether it’s Halloween or some other franchise, everyone becomes a series expert in time for the latest film hitting theaters or streaming. What’s e...
No Time to Die (2021): Secret Agent Dour [Movie review]
No Time to Die should be the last James Bond film for a very long time. That’s because MGM/EON/etc has finally found a way to drain the last drops of life out of 007. I’m not going to spoi...
The Sparks Brothers will thrill distinguished tastes, then suffer for the next 20 years
The Sparks Brothers is one of my favorite films of 2021. That’s a very short list, but I appreciate any year that causes a music documentary to be released in the summer. This film also marks my...
The Djinn makes wish fulfillment horror great again (2021)
The Djinn is one of the fastest moving horror movies I’ve seen in the last five years. Playing almost like an extended episode of a horror anthology, this film strikes that perfect balance betwe...
Nomadland (2020): Life in a Poop Bucket
Nomadland is considered by many to be the odds-on Oscar favorite for the top prizes. To that I say, don’t discount the sheer volume of older voters that were put off by McDormand’s tantrum...