The 10 Worst of 2016 Archives

THE WORST OF 2016: 1) Ghostbusters (2016)

GHOSTBUSTERS REVIEWED “Ghostbusters” came to represent everything about 2016. Forget about Donald Trump, Hillary or even the Grim Reaper trying to bowl a perfect game. When I initially reviewed the…

THE WORST OF 2016: 2) Ben-Hur (2016)

BEN-HUR REVIEWED Ben-Hur” is staged for a third time. Things happen, audiences don’t show up and Morgan Freeman records his ADR from his country home. All of this transpired in…

THE WORST OF 2016: 3) HILLARY’S AMERICA

HILLARY’S AMERICA REVIEWED IN HINDSIGHT “Hillary’s America” is kinda funny now. Sure, it’s a terrible movie that serves as a vanity project for Dinesh D’Souza to explain away his prison…

THE WORST OF 2016: 4) Warcraft

WARCRAFT REVIEWED “Warcraft” reminds of when you’re a kid and you watch genre entertainment with your grandparents. It’s usually incredibly niche and they humor you. But, you see that look…

THE WORST OF 2016: 5) BIRTH OF A NATION

BIRTH OF A NATION CONTINUES TO DISAPPOINT ME Kyle Baker did the same take on Nat Turner, but far better. If this movie gets people to pick up the original…

THE WORST OF 2016: 6) MAX STEEL

MAX STEEL REVIEWED “Max Steel” is a film that doesn’t work for me. While I was in college by the time that Mattel started heavily marketing this toy line turned…

THE WORST OF 2016: 7) COLLATERAL BEAUTY

COLLATERAL BEAUTY REVIEWED “Collateral Beauty” is another one of WB’s giant miscalculations. The film wants you to accept a conceit where a man’s employees are celebrated for feasting on his…

THE WORST OF 2016: 8) MIRACLES FROM HEAVEN

MIRACLES FROM HEAVEN REVIEWED “Miracles from Heaven” is further proof that Christian exploitation thrives off a child’s coerced experience. How often do we need to keep seeing these movies get…

THE WORST OF 2016: 9) Mother’s Day

MOTHER’S DAY REVIEWED “Mother’s Day” is a timewaster of a movie. Capping Marshall’s recent string of Holiday themed movies, there’s utterly no reason for it to exist. What difference exists…

THE WORST OF 2016: 10) Blair Witch

A FINAL PULL-QUOTE FOR BLAIR WITCH Why did it take a second movie to prove that no one should ever visit Rural Maryland? FILM STATS 1 hr and 29 mins…

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