JUICED

  Just when you thought hidden-camera shows couldn’t get any crazier, “Juiced,” the outrageous practical joke show starring NFL Hall of Famer and alleged double-murderer O.J. Simpson, emerges. Taking...
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Just when you thought hidden-camera shows couldn’t get any crazier, “Juiced,” the outrageous practical joke show starring NFL Hall of Famer and alleged double-murderer O.J. Simpson, emerges. Taking a page from popular shows like “Candid Camera” and “Punk’d,” Simpson and his cohorts perform a host of elaborate practical jokes on unsuspecting “marks” all across the country, and capture it on camera for all the world to see.

Cast:
O.J. Simpson
Genres:

Comedy

 

THE AV REVIEW:  

The Outrageous & Shocking Hidden Camera Comedy Starring The Most Notorious Celebrity On the Planet: O.J. Simpson! Move over Punk d, because here comes the new catch phrase that everyone is talking about: “YOU’VE BEEN JUICED!” In fact, no one is safe because THE JUICE” is loose… Again… and now is your chance to see it ALL caught on camera in this one-of-a-kind totally UNCENSORED DVD! Get prepared to witness Hall of Fame football player and world-famous freeway driver O.J. Simpson performing hilarious practical jokes and shocking hidden-camera stunts on unsuspecting real-life people all across America! This surreal DVD is a rousing extravaganza that showcases unbelievable, jaw-dropping, side-splitting segments, including O.J. in: ESCAPABILITY as a used car salesman attempting to peddle an infamous white Ford Bronco (with a bullet-hole on the driver’s side autographed by O.J. Simpson himself) that you will have to see to believe!

SPECIAL DELIVERY as a drunken pizza delivery man that steals his customer’s money and food! DON T TOUCH MY BALLS as a celebrity golfer attempting to escape a menacing Paparazzi that nearly gets decapitated with a nine iron! SURREAL ESTATE as a real estate buyer who sabotages a public open house gone completely wild, including an eye-popping topless female guest! SCANDALOUS caught red-handed cheating with another man’s fiancée at a seedy motel in a heart-pounding domestic disturbance that comes to a boiling point! And if that’s not enough, O.J. even plays tortuous tricks on innocent people as a classified advertiser looking for a sexy new roommate! McJUICE as a fast-food drive-thru attendant who mercilessly creates havoc with his customers’ orders! BUM JUICE as a filthy street bum who will do anything from sell oranges to wash car windows for cash!

VIVA JUICE VEGAS as a jaw-dropping singing O.J. Elvis impersonator! B-I-N-G-O.J. as a senile, foul-mouthed, elderly Caucasian whose image will be embedded in your mind forever! PIMP JUICE as a gold-toothed hip-hop rapper who holds ruthless auditions for his smash hit new song and even gets “down & dirty” in a sex-crazed strip club!! PLUS MUCH, MUCH MORE!! In addition to the show itself, this incredible NEVER-BEFORE-SEEN DVD is also jam-packed with eye-popping extras and unbelievable bonus features, including shocking 100% real behind-the-scenes footage and the controversial “GET JUICED” gangsta rap video tracked and performed by O.J. Simpson (filmed on location at the nation’s largest strip club)!!! Has JUICED taken reality TV too far? The jury is still out, but one thing is for certain it will never be the same again!! GET PREPARED TO GET JUICED!!! YOU WON’T BELIEVE YOUR EYES!!!


“Juiced” is an interesting trainwreck. It’s a giant trainwreck that derails a former football great going past infamous to creepy and then into a special area left for celebs who decide to end their lives by drowing in a toilet. Not just a clean toilet, a toilet full of day-old shit. Pick up this release, if you can find it. It’s not everyday that you get to see a celeb scrap the bottom of the barrel and then make a lovehole in it. Such a wonderful piece of shit, this is probably the most creatively bankrupt DVD that I’ve seen all year.  

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