The Cthulhu Chia Pet is here in time for Thanksgiving 2022!

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The Cthulhu Chia Pet is here in time for Thanksgiving 2022! You can’t eat it, but you can watch it grow.

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In just 1-2 weeks, your pottery abomination can grow into the malevolent nightmare that stalks my dreams in purple skies of Providence.

Nary has an effort to stave insanity has been satiated by Chia, but I will try for my new Holiday enthused Cthulhu Chia Pet.

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Glory be to CHIA! Make sure to pay honor to your favorite Lovecraftian creation before the year ends. Otherwise, I don’t know…HBO will cancel your favorite series too early? 2022 has been a weird year, let’s try not to make it any weirder.

The Cthulhu Chia Pet is here in time for Thanksgiving at better stores everywhere!

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