THE PLOT THUS FAR
A virginal high school senior decides to get revenge on her jock boyfriend when she discovers he’s only dating her in hopes that she’ll end up in his teams’ “bang book”.
WHAT WE THOUGHT
Things take a twist when it’s discovered that the boys on the football team have a book and a tradition passed down since 1953. The books features a list of girls and hooks up members of the team as they must each take the virginity of one of the girls. Failure to do so will result in a losing team. The things boys will do for team spirit! When the girls find out they attempt to organize the rest of the females on the campus of Benjamin Dover High to not put out for the males. They’re not concerned about the teams scoring average on the field, but they intend to stop their scoring off the field. Discussions of masturbation, orgasms and attempts to break down the walls erected by these girls follow.
Even if American Pie was raunchy and disgusting, it was still set up and perfectly executed to make the film funny. Here, someone does a vile, disgusting act with an ice cube tray for no reason whatsoever. No set up, no explanation, just gross. And when the ice cube tray does get used… the person stops the victim from drinking and explains what is so wrong with the trays. It’s quite possibly one of the worst set up/punchline I’ve ever seen in a movie. There are several other examples of bad screen writing and some of the dumbest characters I’ve ever had the displeasure of meeting, but I don’t want to spoil it for you in case you want to torture yourselves.
The Blu-Ray comes with a trailer as its sole special feature. The A/V Quality is amazingly sharp with a rather robust DTS-HD 5.1 master audio track. The transfer is strong enough without any real haze or distortion through the field. Basically, you’ll get to see what you expect in a teen sex comedy. In the end, I’d recommend a rental.