“Ted 2” had Michael Dorn in it. It also has the same foul mouthed Southie bear working with Mark Wahlberg to make Entourage seem grounded in reality by comparison. If you dig quick jokes about Liam Neeson buying Trix, Amanda Seyfried looking like a blonde Gollum or more gay antics with Patrick Warburton…you’re in luck. You’re also 13 and shouldn’t be in the theater to watch this one. I’ll have more on it when it hits home video. Right now, I’m just clearing out the back pages for the theatrical releases I cared about this summer.
