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SATELLITE GIRL AND MILK COW REVIEWED “Satellite Girl and Milk Cow” is a bizarre anime movie. KIT-SAT 1 is a decommissioned satellite looking for love. When she hears a heartbroken singer on Earth, she crashes down to Korea and turns into a lovesick girl. Unfortunately, the singer turns into a human sized cow that is trying to evade a crazy stove. A witch and Merlin also come into play, as I finally find my new...
June 11, 20182 min

SATELLITE GIRL AND MILK COW REVIEWED

“Satellite Girl and Milk Cow” is a bizarre anime movie. KIT-SAT 1 is a decommissioned satellite looking for love. When she hears a heartbroken singer on Earth, she crashes down to Korea and turns into a lovesick girl. Unfortunately, the singer turns into a human sized cow that is trying to evade a crazy stove. A witch and Merlin also come into play, as I finally find my new favorite anime film. I appreciate that the film plays under 90 minutes, because I don’t see how this much crazy could be sustained past that point.

Did I mention that someone turned Merlin into a roll of toilet paper? A roll of toilet paper that can still perform magic and dispense sage advice? I always wished that anime would be more inventive and I can’t possibly imagine a romantic anime that plays this way. Why does all of that stuff have to stay so serious? You’re a cartoon, play around with that. More movies should have talking toilet paper and human cows fighting against weird objects.

SPECIAL FEATURES

  • Coffee Vending Machine And Its Sword Short Film
  • Trailers

A/V STATS

  • 1.85:1 1080p transfer
  • DTS-HD 5.1 master audio track

RELEASE DATE: 6/5/18

  • 94%
    Video - 94%
  • 93%
    Audio - 93%
  • 92%
    Special Features - 92%
  • 90%
    Film Score - 90%
92%

The Plot Thus Far

An out-of-commission satellite picks up a lovelorn ballad on her radio antenna and descends to Earth to find the source of such sincere emotions. But on the way, she is caught in a raging magical battle and transforms into Satellite Girl. Meanwhile, the balladeer in question – a loser twentysomething at a café open mic – meets the fate that befalls all broken-hearted lovers: he is turned into a farm animal. But love knows no bounds, and aided by the wise and powerful Merlin – a wizard who has been turned into a roll of toilet paper – our duo must evade the all-consuming incinerator monster, the wily pig witch, and other nefarious adversaries in an attempt to be together.

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