Once again Admiral General Aladeen wins 100% of the Gold Medals at the annual Wadiyan Games. “This is my proudest sporting achievement since the threesome I had with the Williams sisters”, he told Wadiya’s free and unbiased press, “and shows the real reason the Zionists banned me from London. They will not keep me from Rio 2016, where I plan to smash the Olympic record for Most Kidnapped Athletes”.
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